“The Theft of Thor’s Hammer" is the story of how the toughest, manliest, most burly of the Norse gods, Thor the Thunder God, has to dress up like a woman to get his hammer back. He reallydoesn’t want to, but it isn’t just any hammer that’s been stolen – it’s Mjollnir, the magical hammer made by the dwarves, the one that never misses its mark and always returns to Thor’s hands once it has done his business. This hammer is so important that Thor agrees to dress up like Freyja, the most beautiful goddess of all, in order to get it back from the frost giant who has stolen it.
If you walk your dog close to my gate then my dog will obviously bark at you. This is her fucking house her fucking yard and you were NOT invited here. Walk on the other side of the road if you have a problem with it. If I go to the extra effort of going out and apologizing for it when I really didn’t have to don’t you fucking dare be rude to me or I will walk in front of you fart and let the wind make you eat it you sour sack of shit.