Method Acting

It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.
Today has been amazing 🙏💗

Today has been amazing 🙏💗

Gimmie some of that dinner ! #littlelola

Gimmie some of that dinner ! #littlelola

dylanfuller:

this scene fucked me up because he really didn’t care about being rich and powerful. he just wanted to fuck the world in the ass

(Source: eddykenway, via seeeaaann)

flowermutant:

“The Theft of Thor’s Hammer" is the story of how the toughest, manliest, most burly of the Norse gods, Thor the Thunder God, has to dress up like a woman to get his hammer back. He reallydoesn’t want to, but it isn’t just any hammer that’s been stolen – it’s Mjollnir, the magical hammer made by the dwarves, the one that never misses its mark and always returns to Thor’s hands once it has done his business. This hammer is so important that Thor agrees to dress up like Freyja, the most beautiful goddess of all, in order to get it back from the frost giant who has stolen it.

flowermutant:

The Theft of Thor’s Hammer" is the story of how the toughest, manliest, most burly of the Norse gods, Thor the Thunder God, has to dress up like a woman to get his hammer back. He reallydoesn’t want to, but it isn’t just any hammer that’s been stolen – it’s Mjollnir, the magical hammer made by the dwarves, the one that never misses its mark and always returns to Thor’s hands once it has done his business. This hammer is so important that Thor agrees to dress up like Freyja, the most beautiful goddess of all, in order to get it back from the frost giant who has stolen it.

(Source: sleepvhollow, via toxicmoonboy)

allthrumyribs:

wewewe-soexcited:

He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion.

The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.

There is no part of my brain that is equipped to handle these photos in any sort of rational manner.

(via dink-182)

A love so bright you better bring your glasses.

A love so bright you better bring your glasses.

I love you so much. Isn’t it funny when you’re so close with the animals in your life that you start to share the same strange behavior. This little lady is a mini me and I love every minute we spend together.

I love you so much. Isn’t it funny when you’re so close with the animals in your life that you start to share the same strange behavior. This little lady is a mini me and I love every minute we spend together.

If you walk your dog close to my gate then my dog will obviously bark at you. This is her fucking house her fucking yard and you were NOT invited here. Walk on the other side of the road if you have a problem with it. If I go to the extra effort of going out and apologizing for it when I really didn’t have to don’t you fucking dare be rude to me or I will walk in front of you fart and let the wind make you eat it you sour sack of shit.

If you walk your dog close to my gate then my dog will obviously bark at you. This is her fucking house her fucking yard and you were NOT invited here. Walk on the other side of the road if you have a problem with it. If I go to the extra effort of going out and apologizing for it when I really didn’t have to don’t you fucking dare be rude to me or I will walk in front of you fart and let the wind make you eat it you sour sack of shit.